Tig Bat Fittays

2009-01-28T10:46:00.002+08:00

Shit...

I got the weirdest dream last night... woke up at 5 am and I just couldn't go back to sleep after that... first time this ever happened to me... shit... wish I had a time machine...

2009-01-06T19:54:00.001+08:00

EVERYBODY GO AND WATCH SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE RIGHT NOW IT'S THE BEST FREAKING MOVIE YOU'LL WATCH THIS YEAR!!!

2008-11-25T13:50:00.001+08:00

Serigala Berjaya Membaham Mangsanya

2008-08-05T09:17:00.003+08:00

Alia Natasya (cutest baby in the world) says Hi!

2008-05-19T23:18:00.001+08:00

Sebab #1 Budak2 Ponteng Sekolah Agama

Moero Attack!!!!!

2008-03-24T15:26:00.002+08:00

Baby Video Overload

2008-03-05T09:29:00.002+08:00

Muahahahahaaa!!!

The look on his face says it all...

AC Milan 0 - Arsenal 2

2008-01-31T23:05:00.000+08:00

Aku nak cubit cubit!!!

2007-12-02T13:02:00.000+08:00

Ideal Answers to Stupid F*cking English Speaking Test Questions

Even if I had one, why the hell would I want to talk about my favorite weather

and I'm sure as hell don't give a damn about whether my age is a good age or not

2007-11-27T22:16:00.000+08:00

Haidan Arief

Ke tepi ke tepi gergasi sudah ke mari

My new nephew... born on 21 November 2007... 1 day after my birthday... 2 days after my mother's...

2007-10-20T16:05:00.000+08:00

Welcome to SJ Manjung

Lama ghell tak update.

It's 4 pm on a Saturday evening. Umich gang is going to have a gathering tonight, and I'm here stuck in the office, in Manjung, all alone, trying to finish shit. Hai nasib badan...

2007-08-09T02:57:00.000+08:00

Ku tengok The Simpsons Movie hari ini... surprisingly good... might even be better than Transformers... sampai mengah tergelak... my favorite Homer line: More than 2 shakes and it's playing with yourself... LOL... that by itself was already freaking funny... then aku teringat lagu Good Charlotte... lagi LOL...

2007-07-21T23:38:00.000+08:00

Transformers

Went to watch Transformers today... gillos sensory overload... cool thing was the movie was funny, and it gave a lot of homage to the original 1986 movie... not to mention all the insane action...

Anyway I found the movie below in YouTube... LOL... classic Optimus Prime voice, saying the four letter word... you have to watch the 1986 movie to understand the jokes though...

Downloading the original movie right now... classic... one of the first movies I've watched, and remains one of the best... although I've watched it close to 20 times now, just have to watch it again..

2007-07-19T15:29:00.000+08:00

Streamyx Online!!!

FINALLY!!! Online jugak aku akhirnya!!!!! @#$%*%$#@ punya TMNet...

2007-07-14T19:52:00.000+08:00

VivoCity

Went to VivoCity today, supposedly the biggest shopping mall in the world... in Singapore I mean... as always, 1 year over here, tak pernah2 pergi, but finally I managed to convince myself to go there... 2 days before leaving... it was nice, the number of shops they had were not that impressive, the thing that was is the wading pool/water park they had on the rooftop... something similar to the wading pool at KLCC, only that this one was on the rooftop, and it spanned the entire rooftop, and being surrounded by expensive restaurants...

Another interesting touch is the balcony on the same rooftop overlooking the straits separating mainland Singapore and Sentosa... it also gave a very nice view of the Sentosa waterfront... cable car and sky ride tower in the distance

Sentosa was just a 5 minute $3 monorail ride away... I was quite tempted to go again, tapi pikir2 balik... naaahhhhh... I can go back anytime... just a 5 hour bus ride...

You should be able to tell by now that I love anything with water... beaches... swimming pools... waterfalls... rivers... showers... toilets... takde kesimpulan

2007-07-10T23:02:00.000+08:00

I was there...

Cikmat nak datang sangat, so I had to oblige... bagus jugak, kalau tidak setahun aku duduk kat sini langsung tak datang... the small writing on the stone reads... The Southernmost Point, Asia Continent...

The trip was OK I guess, but the highlight of the trip was this show called 'Song of the Sea'... sounds kinda lame I know... it's a laser + lights + water jets + music show... and it was just gorsome (gorgeous + awesome)... started out kinda slow, but once the water + lights + fireworks + laser + all sorts of crazy shit kicked into full gear, I was completely awestruck + mesmerized... mulut ternganga sambil tersenyum sedikit sambil dalam hati terkata 'coolness'... last time that happened to me was in PGL... and for only $6... that's me standing in front of the stage before the show started...

Last but not least, Singapore skyline taken from this Sky Ride thingy... on Sentosa of course

2007-07-08T17:34:00.001+08:00

Notes I accumulated throughout the past year...

Damn that's a lot of trees... baru setahun... unfortunately it will all end up in the rubbish bin... sayang sebenarnye, you cannot put a price on knowledge you know... but mak aku mesti mengamok kalau tengok aku nak bawak balik... so bye bye...

I remember when I was at Michigan (Michigan lagi), I kept all my 4 years worth of notes... penuh satu kotak monitor... last last semua menurun kat Sharence... I have no idea what he did with all those notes... again, 4 years worth of knowledge... cannot put a price on that... tapi takkan nak bawak balik mesia kan... tak habis2 cerita Michigan...

2007-07-06T22:36:00.001+08:00

FINALLY!!!

181 pages of utter bullcrap... done... now I can look forward to packing my stuff and going home... funny how many similarities there are between my final days at Michigan and my last days over here... I got into this swimming craze during my final days at Michigan... and I'm getting that craze all over again now... 2 hours x 3 times a week... ni pon tengah pancit lagi sebab swimming tadi... managed to sneak in my camera and snap a few pics of the swimming pool...

I also remember my flight back home from Michigan was sometime in the middle of July... and this time around I'm going back to M'sia on 16th of July... what a coincidence... the only difference is that while it was kinda difficult for me to leave Michigan back then... I knew somehow I was gonna miss that place... I don't think I'm gonna miss this place anytime soon... in fact I really look forward to going home... not starting work at UNITEN again though... just going home...

I can't believe it has been almost 4 years since I left Michigan... I can still remember my last moment in Ann Arbor... me looking back at Eaton and the few people who were nice enough to send me away as the taxi drove I was in drove off at 3 am of July 15th 2003... that was the last glimpse I had of my second home... my last moment in Ann Arbor... aduh sedisnya... mula la nak jiwang ni... bodohnya diriku ini thinking working life would be better, thinking that I am primed to start working, semangat untuk belajar dah habis... battery dah mati... burned out... macam2 la... bodoh...

Funny how it took one year studying in another overseas university for me to realize how much I miss my life over there... one thing for certain that I've learned from my one year over here.. is that nothing can or will ever match the blast I had in Michigan... no university I attend after this will ever be able to compare to Umich... hoping for a similar experience... or something even comparable is merely a pipe dream... I remember when I was still at Michigan, I constantly wondered what life would have been like if I went to Brown... or Cornell.. or if I got accepted into Stanford... best ke boleh berlagak kat orang... but now when I look back... THANK GOD I WENT TO MICHIGAN AND NOT TO THOSE OTHER PLACES... absolutely zero regrets... coolest fcuking place on earth won't trade my 4 years over there for anything else...

Dulu kadang2 bila pikir about the people who I 'recruited' into Michigan... I kept asking myself... Did I do the right thing??... kesian pulak diorang nanti kena torture for 4 years... kengkadang rasa guilty pon ada... hahah mana tak rasa guilty, when they are suffering... I'd get all the blame... but bila diorang seronok kuasa 10 tuh... I don't get any credit... hahah nak buat cemana kan that's life for you Hafiz :P... but now when I think about it... naaahhhhh I think did the right thing, they all turned out OK... betul tak? heheh.... :P lagi... depressing la reminisce reminisce ni... rindduuuuu rindu serindu rinduuunyaaaaa... takde kesimpulan

Kesimpulan: Once a Umichian... always a Umichian... except when we're losing football games, then terasa nak defect... tapi kejap aje...

2007-07-05T20:39:00.001+08:00

Mushie Mushie Muuu.....

2007-07-03T02:43:00.000+08:00

Arsenal signs Eduardo Da Silva

I don't care whether you're good or not (if Wenger signed you, most probably you are)... just don't be another Anelka... or another Reyes... those ungrateful bastards...

2007-06-24T00:05:00.000+08:00

Arsenal Fans Mourn

Yes... our worst fears have been realized today as it has been confirmed that Thierry Henry has signed with Barcelona to play for them next season... for a f*cking measly 16 million pounds... I can't believe they are getting him for that sum, when everyone else were willing to fork up more than 50 million to get his signature last season... he must be worth at least twice that amount... I mean he is up there with other footballing Gods like Zidane or Ronaldo...

If the rumors are true, this might mark the end of an era... as Arsene Wenger might follow suit next season... by refusing the renew his contract which ends next year, he himself is not trying to quell any of those rumors ... if he does leave next year, all the young talent he has nurtured up till now might follow him... particularly Cesc Fabregas who has openly admitted that he will go wherever Wenger goes... if Wenger does leave next year... that's it... that will spell the end of top flight football for Arsenal... and it will be the day I stop being an Arsenal fan... my favoritestestest player is gone... lets see how things fold up with my favorite manager... I hope he knows what he is doing

2007-06-18T05:00:00.000+08:00

Reyes the Saviour

WOW!... this morning's Madrid - Mallorca game was a real thriller in every sense... tak rugi tengok... even Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Rafael Nadal was there... and like me, they were all rooting for Real... I just wanted Beckham to win something before he leaves...

Real had to win this game to win La Liga, as Barcelona was running rampant in their game against Gimnastic... things did not look good from the get go... Real was soon trailing by a goal after the 1st half... and to make things worse, they lost van Nilsterooy, their top goal scorer early in the 1st half due to injury...

When Capello subbed Reyes for Beckham in the 2nd half, I thought he was crazy... Beckham was having a good game, managed to strike the goal post from a free kick from an insane angle... and come on... this was his last game in a Madrid jersey... however that move turned out to be a stroke of genius as Reyes scored Real's 1st and 3rd goal... after Real's 1st goal... the flood gates just opened and everything just turned around... final score Real Madrid 3 - Mallorca 1... and even though Beckham did not finish the game... he got his standing ovation... and leaves Real with a La Liga title under his belt... finally :)

2007-06-13T21:39:00.000+08:00

Swimming Oh Swimming...

Today is the day I tried swimming again after a 4 year hiatus... the last time I did any serious swimming was in my final semester at Michigan... by serious I mean 10 - 14 laps freestyle every other day... I thought I should try it once over here before I go home... maybe can turn it into a habit again...

Mula2 pergi dah la kena bayar nak masuk swimming pool... student pon kena bayar apa daaa... and then can only swim width wise, because the shallow end was closed for kids... did the first lap using a pull buoy... macam biasa warm up dulu... lepas tuh terus over confident tak nak pakai... half way tengah2 pool dah pancit... mak oii gaya nak lemas... bersepah2... hilang semua bunga2 langsung takde seni... but still managed to get to the other end... albeit separuh mati... lepas tuh tobat tak nak leave the pull buoy behind... in the end managed to do only 8 laps... width wise... sungguh memalukan... the fact that my goggles asyik banjir kat dalam did not help...

When I got out of the pool... mak oii lagi sekali badan rasa cam 10 kali ganda lagi berat dari biasa... actually it feels that way everytime lepas swimming... but dah lama sangat tak rasa camtuh, terkejut la pulak... my whole body was aching... still is, especially bahagian sayap bawah ketiak... pastuh masuk male changing room, baru teringat everyone goes commando kalau kat overseas... sosej fest tak ingat... elly mesti suka... anyway I'm not sure if I want to do this again... maybe I need a new pair of goggles... or maybe I should just stick to jogging.

2007-05-22T13:49:00.000+08:00

Koreans are nuts

StarCraft is a national phenomenon in Korea. Just watch this video to see what I'm talking about... sheeessshhhhh.... aku tengok football pon tak excited camni...

http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/greatestgames/shared/koreatournament.wmv

2007-05-20T15:17:00.000+08:00

StarCraft 2 Gameplay Footage!!!

AAARRRGGGHHH PROTOSS MOTHERSHIP COOLNESS TAK SABARNYAAAAA!!!!!!

2007-05-19T17:35:00.003+08:00

StarCraft II!!!!!

You read it right... sequel to the best fcuking game ever fcuking created == StarCraft II iz coming bitchizzzzz!!! OMFGZ SLEEPLEZZ NIGHTZZZ FCUK YEAH!!!!!

For more details:
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/starcraft2/news.html?sid=6171170&mode=recent

Edit:
I just saw the trailer... almost pissed in my pants meremang bulu roma dowh!... a grin formed on my face without me realizing it... never been excited for a game like this in years!!!... thank God for Blizzard... bring back Raynor and Kerrigan!

!!!!!http://www.starcraft2.com!!!!!

2007-05-03T10:43:00.000+08:00

Milan 3 - Man U 0

Ingat nak tengok kat bilik TV pagi tadi... sekali tengok ada orang curik smart card untuk cable receiver... fcuking selfish bastards... ended up watching the game on some chinese channel on sopcast... commentary cina pon commentary cina la sebat aje...

I was rooting for Man U... because they were the underdogs (Milan had 2 away goals OK... Man U were the underdogs), and because I enjoyed watching them play when they were in top gear... but Man U was simply pathetic last night... their goal was threatened by wave after wave of Milan attacks from the very first minute... dah la defence non-existant... tak reti maintain posession... tau la defence tuh dah suck, cuba la maintain posession... Scholes and Carrick looked clueless in midfield, they couldn't even complete simple passes... Ronaldo kantoi everytime he faced Gattuso... best player in the world my ass... Gattuso just pushed him around like he was a five year old kid... and Rooney was all alone up on the pitch, starving for service... his first touch abandoned him all game, dapat bola aje melambung... they had zero shots on goal... their actual 'shots' were so pathetic, in my dictionary they don't even qualify as shots... aku rasa the very sight of Kaka getting the ball sent chills down their spine... menggelibut takleh buat apa2 bila mamat tu dapat bola...

Vidic screwing up tak reti clear bola, leading to the second goal was just icing on the cake... elok sangat la tu orang tak recover injury lagi ko dah bagi main... Ferguson... I'm sorry... you screwed up... you can keep on chewing on whatever it is that you're chewing... I hope in the finals, Liverpool will teach everyone the real way to play football... Milan looks to be unstoppable... but if there is one team that can beat them... it's Liverpool... remember 2005...

Milan verdict: They were brilliant... Kaka... Seedorf... Gattuso... Pirlo... they were all brilliant... it was an emphatic win..

Man U verdict: A disaster... they got their asses handed to them on a platter

Man of the match: Louis Saha... haha... boleh kira the number of times he got the ball dengan sebelah tangan... not that many...

Cat pic of the day:

2007-04-26T02:00:00.000+08:00

Puss in b00*s

Just finished my last final exam today... I wonder if this is going to be the last final exam of my life... dulu kat Michigan pernah wonder the same thing jugak, and look at what happened... funny thing is, I couldn't get any sleep last night... maybe I need better pillows...

That's what I'm talkin' about baby!!!

2007-04-23T22:44:00.000+08:00

Sikiiittttt lagi...

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

2007-04-14T14:03:00.000+08:00

Malas... malas... malas...

Bila laaa exam nak habis ni... tak start lagi dah tak sabar nak tunggu habis... I'm getting too old for this shit...

2007-04-07T15:46:00.000+08:00

Me Watchin' prOn

Yeah baby!!!!!

April month is final exam month... tension!!!

2007-02-11T21:50:00.001+08:00

I can't believe there are still people who frequent my blog everyday... I mean dude... I'm not updating... the fact that I forgot my password yet again goes to show that...

Anyway... I have nothing to write... just wanna post some pictures I found in my PC when I was rummaging for crap just now... these are the pictures of my brief encounter with death... taken about 3 years ago...

The guy on the very left, holding his ribcage is me... sakit tulang rusuk dowh, the impact was so strong that the seat belt left a long bruise across my chest... my glasses went flying to the back seat, and my steel watch strap (yes... steel) actually broke...

My car flew about 15 - 20 meters while turning approximately 193 degrees around... and I froze for about 2.5 minutes (couldn't let my hand off the steering wheel) after being hit... and yes... during those few seconds when my car was flying around, my whole life actually flashed before my very eyes

This is the picture of the car that rammed into mine... makcik tuh beli nasik lemak nak bawak balik bagi anak dia... nak cepat konon, sampai tak nampak lampu merah... she got out of the accident unscathed... ye la mana taknye mercedes ada airbag kan... pantek betul...

2007-01-04T13:49:00.000+08:00

Waddup yo!!!

I'm back... back in sucky ol' NTU...

The internet is so refreshing... so fast... access to ESPN and my fav. prOn sites is so fast... streaming sopcast and tvuplayer... the internet is probably the only thing I like about NTU...

Btw... Elly bila nak upload gambar Rose Bowl party?

More to come...

2006-12-03T13:18:00.000+08:00

Vote for Michigan!

Go to www.espn.com and vote vote vote!!!

2006-12-02T05:52:00.000+08:00

I just can't get enough of this. He's the bomb. I'm obsessed.

2006-11-29T11:36:00.000+08:00

Brady is the Shit

Tom Brady just juked the fcukin hell out of Brian Urlacher in Sunday's game. Watched the replay on ESPN for like 10 thousand times yesterday...

I remember seeing him scrambling in his Michigan days... and damn was he slow... he was slower than a snail on crutches... and now he's juking Brian fcuking Urlacher... the NFL's best linebacker who smashes people into pieces for fun and eats them for breakfast... if Micheal Vick were to make a move like that, it would be perfectly normal... but Tom Brady?!?!? Hell No!!

God Daiymn you Brady!!! Lettin' your balls hang out like that in front of thousands of fans... and he was makin' this first down gesture after that play... probably shouting: FIRST DOWN BABY YEAH!!!!!

Still lookin' for the a good replay on the net... anyone know where I can find it? This is the best I can find so far (first down gesture not in video)

Brady is the Man
Brady is the Shit
Brady is the Balls
and Brady is from Michigan

2006-11-22T20:22:00.000+08:00

Panda Terkejut

2006-11-19T14:21:00.000+08:00

fcuk

we lost...

and i'm back in ntu...

life cannot get any suckier than this

2006-11-16T17:19:00.000+08:00

Final Verdict: Michigan Rocks, NTU Sucks

I miss Ann Arbor
I miss Ann Arbor
I miss Ann Arbor
I miss Ann Arbor
I miss Ann Arbor
The longer I stay here, the more I miss Ann Arbor...

2006-11-09T22:23:00.000+08:00

This NTU Lecturer KICKS ASS!!!!!

Simply a classic... don't miss it... watch out for the Malaysian at its best...

2006-11-07T13:05:00.000+08:00

Tom Brady is da man...

Dedicated to all Brady fans out there...

2006-11-03T15:10:00.000+08:00

Hebat tak hebat ex-PM kita

Wahai pembaca2 blog ku yang setia, sila ke link di bawah:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499519/

The plot outline for the upcoming Magneto movie that's coming out next year:

"A young Magneto seeks revenge on the Nazis who killed his family while befriending a young Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, the future prime minister of Malysia."

Most probably this is just a huge joke... my girlfriend pointed out that most probably the outline should read 'a young Charles Xavier'... but still... sementara diorang tak betulkan...

By the way, I have been getting regular visits from people at MIT, Michigan, Minnesota... and sometimes Queensland... jangan ingat aku tak tau... just wondering who these people are eh?(berlakon tak tau)... nanti kalau I nak order barang dari US... boleh la order kat korang ek? ek?? ek???

2006-10-27T06:58:00.000+08:00

2006-10-24T23:36:00.000+08:00

Raya yang SAFAFS

Shit lama gila tak update blog... sampai password pon tak ingat dah tadi

Today must be the best hari raya I've ever had... the fact that I'm writing this entry right now shows that I'm having a whale of a time... pagi2 pergi semayang raya, then I spent the rest of the day over here

Lepas semayang raya tuh, perut terasa lapar... ada stock roti ngan tuna aje, so itu la aku makan di pagi raya, sambil dengar lagu raya... pastuh study for this Thursday's quiz... sambil dengar lagu raya jugak... simply pathetic, it can't get any worse than this... pendek kata everything SAFAFS (Sucks Ass From A Fcukin' Straw)...

I thought I would be immune to this shit, ye la 4 tahun experience raya overseas... but in those 4 years, at least I had the comfort of knowing ada ramai lagi member Umich yang suffering the same fate as I did... and at least ade la pergi satu open house on hari raya... and the weekend Umimsa akan buat makan2... but mannn this year... this year tops it all...

2006-09-17T09:00:00.000+08:00

#11 Michigan 47 - #2 Notre Dame 21

Wooooohooooo... I guess this means starting tomorrow we won't be #11 anymore... all that's left is to beat Ohio State

2006-09-06T09:07:00.000+08:00

Imma Programming Freak

I can sit in front of the computer and program for hours and hours non stop... tengok prOn pon aku takde marathon cam nih (aku tak tengok prOn, that is what I meant)... programming is just like second nature to me... me and the computer, we understand each other... should've taken computer science... should've become a programmer... sigh... nasik sudah menjadik bubur

2006-08-31T07:22:00.000+08:00

the best university in the world

i dreamt of ann arbor last night, and i remember getting this warm fuzzy feeling... then i woke up and realized i was in ntu... and i felt like shit... damn i miss that place... sapa yang dah balik dari ann arbor but don't miss that place... is a freakin idiot... bila laaa aku nak dapat balik

2006-08-30T13:50:00.000+08:00

WTF is this Shiet?!?!? Seriously...

I voluntered to edit our first assignment before it was submitted to the professor... sebab aku kurang yakin dengan kebolehan English of my other group mates... me being my condescending self as usual... this is what the dude from Myanmar (I just found out where he's from) wrote for his portion:

"The designers must foresee in reduction cost not only in the first stage but also in the whole stage because designs changes can be happened by comparing customers needs or compartators or paradigm change. The model for cost comparison in datail design contriutes to the design of production cost minimum products and accelerates the product development process with decrease in product development costs."

Not only does his sentences make no sense whatsoever... I don't even know what the hell he is trying to say... it is like he just copied some bombastic terms he got from his research and put them together in one sentence, hoping that it would turn out into a sentence... some of the words he used are not even words... cemana orang camni boleh masuk university??? aku ingat UM aje yang enroll orang tak reti english... i mean... takkan diorang tak mintak toefl results dia sebelum admit... omg aku time form 1 pon takkan tulis ayat camni... WTF... cemana aku nak edit ayat cenggini... and this is just the abstract... god knows what he is going to write in the actual report

2006-08-26T10:18:00.000+08:00

Bosan

Having my first group meeting today... meeting supposed to start at 10 am, and I'm the only one here so far... sorang mamat dah confirm tak datang... lagi sorang mamat nih, dia cakap English aku satu hapak ape tak paham... aku pon tak sure dia datang dari mana, sebab tak paham apa dia cakap bila tanya dia dari mana... sigh... NTU oh NTU...

2006-08-22T06:47:00.000+08:00

I was there

Background, berbaju merah: Tiara..... Foreground berwarna putih: gigi...

And... last but not least... lagu tema... mari nyanyi ramai2...

2006-08-06T12:52:00.000+08:00

dewa burung

dewi burung (siap gigit kepala tu)

2006-08-05T18:47:00.000+08:00

Malas...

Aku ada banyak benda nak cerita, ada banyak gambar nak letak... tapi aku malas... I'm a lazy ass biatch...

2006-07-29T00:45:00.000+08:00

Pancit

Nanti la aku letak commentary tak larat la sekarang.

2006-07-26T01:40:00.000+08:00

jakun @ ntu

habih laaa jakun dah maiii.....

2006-07-25T19:03:00.000+08:00

AKU DAH SAMPAI!!!!!

Yo... more updates to come...

2006-06-20T09:15:00.000+08:00

Thought of the Day

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits - Hafiz Einstein

2006-06-07T20:52:00.000+08:00

Fcukin' Hilarious Shit

God forbid me from getting parents in law like these.

2006-06-02T16:09:00.000+08:00

Never Had a Dream Come True

Till the day I got my approval letter from TNB muahahahaaa... full paid study leave baby!!! no more obstacles... well maybe that one BTN course... but fcuk it, I would go to OBS again if they want me to... I got my green light baby, Hooters here I come!

(nazar belum bayar lagi... ;)

2006-06-02T12:15:00.000+08:00

Aku kena pergi BTN

Just found out today... panteks

2006-06-01T13:20:00.000+08:00

J2: Juggment Day

I watched X-Men III yesterday. I couldn't believe the Juggernaut actually said don't you know who I am?... I'm the Juggernaut bitch! to Kitty Pride in the movie. Laughed my ass off, it would have been better if the character was black and had a black accent. That was the highlight of the movie for me, but I'm pretty sure most of the people in the cinema did not know where that line came from.

Anyway a short preview of what's to come...

I accidentally 're'sprained my ankle this morning... I guess I'll just have to miss the group stages, hope England can survive without me.

2006-05-29T21:33:00.000+08:00

Metatarsal Injury

Like all good England football superstars, I injured my leg a few weeks before the World Cup.

Jatuh depan 2 student aku, malu ghell...

2006-05-16T08:13:00.000+08:00

punch in @ 8:03 this morning... alasan sakit perut... shit susah gila nak datang awal...

2006-05-15T13:23:00.000+08:00

Azam Baru

Forgot to mention last Saturday that the Dean issued a warning to those who have been coming late to work (me) that he will start taking action sometime soon... so I decided to come up with a new resolution... starting today I will come to work early... everyday... which means I have to arrive at UNITEN before 8:00 am... which means I have to wake up at 6:00 am... everyday...

Woke up at 6:40 am this morning (itu pon nasib baik ayah aku kejut)... forgot to set my alarm clock last night... punch card at 8:12 am this morning... azam baru konon... shait... esok cuba lagi...

2006-05-13T18:30:00.000+08:00

The Day Everybody Found Out

I have been trying very hard to keep it a secret... and I have been hugely successful in keeping it that way... it wasn't so hard after all, all I had to do was keep my mouth shut and don't tell... and nobody would know... and nobody knew... until today...

We had a college briefing this morning, and the Dean was giving the presentation... it was about the usual stuff... new staff, new student intake, accreditation... however, towards the end of his presentation, he showed a slide on 'other issues'... that was when it all happened... towards the end of the slide, he wrote 'Nadia Tan awarded scholarship by Japanese government to do her PhD'... I was like shit, he's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do is he... sure enough on the next slide, my worst fears was realized... there it was terpampang besar2 on the screen for every person in the COE to read... 'Mohd. Hafiz awarded ASEAN Scholarship to study at NTU, Singapore'... I was like fccuuukkkk... yet I just kept quiet, I covered my mouth, and tarik muka toya like nothing happened... one of my friends sitting close to me started asking questions... "Eh Hafiz mana ni... COIT ada orang nama Hafiz ke... department lain ada orang nama Hafiz ke?"... finally a few seconds later another friend turned to me and asked slowly... "Ko ke tu?"... I just smiled and nodded slowly... muahahaha... diorang semua kutuk aku lepas tuh... what a way to break the news... people started congratulating me after the presentation... all was good...

by the way, watched Mission Impossible III today... good movie

2006-05-11T14:17:00.000+08:00

England Suwey

Damn lama gila aku tak post... harini nak tulis pasal England yang suwey... last World Cup David Beckham got injured right before the World Cup, yet Eriksson included him in the squad... now the same thing is happening to the new talisman Wayne Rooney... apa 4 tahun sekali star England mesti kena injured ke, semua right before the World Cup...

Anyway, he also made a surprise inclusion of young Theo Walcott... he reminds me sooo much of Michael Owen time muda2 dulu, if you don't believe me just take a look at the video below... and I can't help but drool at the prospect of him playing for Arsenal (hopefully) next season... Arsene Wenger is a genius

2006-04-16T12:40:00.000+08:00

NTU @ night

Aku memang takde mende lain nak post... bila laaa nak bulan July niii lamanyeee lagi

2006-04-15T13:15:00.000+08:00

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another useless post for they day. tell me what you think about this ----->

2006-04-14T17:33:00.000+08:00

Yuh Google Calendar dah keluar yuh!

http://www.google.com/calendar

2006-04-13T22:58:00.000+08:00

Jack's Back... Shiatz

2006-04-12T09:50:00.000+08:00

Define 'Attention to Detail'...

Attention to Detail is when you can see the veins on the boobs of a video game character. Thank you Konami.

2006-04-11T19:34:00.000+08:00

Ade orang selamba korek barang aku harini...

I went to UM today to write a letter... requesting for the termination of my UNITEN scholarship... and to apply for a full paid study leave... gille susah wooo mau tulis ini surat, kena convince jemaah pengurusan + tulis support letter on behalf of the Dean and HoD... kena masuk bakul puji diri sendiri... perlu banyak ilham, which I can't get at home, so that's why i went to UM...

at around 5 pm, I took a break to do my prayers, but when I got back... there was this hot chick standing beside my table, going through my letters... I was like WTF!?!?!?!!! Who the FFFF!?!?!?!!! aku ingat elly memula (minus the hotness) sebab selamba gille, pakai baju kaler pink, kulit cerah2... but what the hell is she doing here in UM... as I went closer, minah tuh pon sedar aku datang, tapi dia selamba berdiri di situ sambil senyum kat aku dan masih pegang surat2 aku... daiymn girl selamba senyum, jgn la begitu lemah I... tapi aku masih tak recognize, sampai I was standing right in front of her... daiymn adik Kirah rupa2nye... aku terus tak jadik marah dan bertanya khabar, walaupon aku sedikit konfius... you know me... how I have a soft spot for underaged girls... semua aku libas... gille paedo aku... habis cerita.

Hot Chick:

2006-04-06T04:49:00.000+08:00

There is only one Arsene Wenger

... and he's gonna take Arsenal to the Champions League final

today's game sucked... and fabregas should've scored a goal...

2006-04-04T20:31:00.000+08:00

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i got the hardcopy of my offer letter today (finally)... mahal wooooo (sampai kena tangkap gambar)... but one thing i don't understand though, why the hell must they send the letter in 'the small envelope'... universal law: small envelope = we regret to inform you letter, big envelope = congratulations letter... fcuk, mati2 aku ingat rejection letter... but it's now official though, i'm goin'... and nothin' can stop me now... well maybe God can, but that's another story...

Pussy song of the day:

2006-04-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

Quote of the Day: "I'm made out of laffy taffy mutha fcuka"

Something to keep you occupied on those boring Friday/Saturday/Sunday/Whateverday evenings:

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

I know I'm sick. No need to remind me.

2006-03-30T10:22:00.000+08:00

Im Da Juggernaut Bietch

Lesson of the Day: Don't mess with the Juggernaut.............................. bitch

Lesson #2: Fcuking Malaysians who do not know how to drive and then honk at you... deserves to be given the finger... my middle finger... daiymn it felt good... nasib baik tak puasa harini

btw... i saw the new civic on the road today... daiymn, every inch of that car is perfection... did i say daiymn?... daiymn...

2006-03-29T04:42:00.000+08:00

ARSENAL 2 - JUVENTUS 0

Fabregas 1 - Vieira 0 (and missing next leg)

"The Gunners could easily have had more, they were so superior. Now only a fool would back against them..."

Fcuuuuukkk Arsenal is sooooo on FIRE!!! Nguahahahahahaaa...

2006-03-28T10:21:00.000+08:00

First Sign That a University is Damn Good...

You know a university is damn good when:

You're supposed to register on July 26th, it's only March 28th, and you have already been given an email account.

My NTU email address: mohd0007@ntu.edu.sg

DAAIIIYYYYMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!

2006-03-25T18:48:00.000+08:00

Iklan Iklan

NTU ranked among world's best again

"In the THES list, NTU was within the top 25th percentile, in the same group as Harvard University, MIT, Cambridge University, and Oxford University, and ahead of institutions such as Bristol University (49th), Indian Institute of Technology (50th), Chinese University of Hong Kong (51st), King's College London (73rd), Warwick University (77th), and University of Western Australia (80th)..."

"In the league of the "Top 50 in Technology", NTU outperformed well-known universities such as University of Toronto (31st), Cornell University (34th), University of California, Los Angeles (36th), and Princeton University (38th)..."

2006-03-24T16:45:00.000+08:00

IMMA GONNA SINGAFCUKINPORAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

NGUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!.....

2006-03-22T18:08:00.000+08:00

Syukur Alhamdulillah... Praise Allah...

This must be the happiest day of my life, if not one of the happiest days of my life.

After 'approximately' 1 year and 5 months of constant rejections and failures... after all the disappointments and humiliation... after all the sweat, blood and tears... after having to hear "Hafiz, takyah la... mesti tak dapat punya..." or "Hafiz, masih nak cuba lagi?... masih tak insaf lagi?" again and again and again...

All I can say is... there is a God... He listens to my prayers... and finally... finally... He has answered my prayers... because only He knows what is best for me... all the sacrifice... all the effort (all one and a half years worth)... everything was worth it... now banyak gile nazar aku kena bayar, but I don't mind...

To the doubters... and the haters... sorry to disappoint you... you can go to the deepest depths of hell... and I can't join you... 'coz I'm goin' to NTU... damn jadik cam pantun la pulak :)